Angry Beards Complete Care Balls + Ball Sweater
Angry Beards Complete Care Balls + Ball Sweater
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Estimated delivery: Aug 27 - Aug 31
Specification
Specification
A powerful trio that rules as a gift for men. His balls will get everything they've ever wanted. Antistick sports lubricant. For the office there's Antisweat deodorant, to keep the undercarriage dry even on a chair. And finally a stylish Ballsweater, so his balls don't freeze when his girlfriend sends him out of bed into the snow on Christmas Eve for more champagne. Everything packed in a smart tin.
- The most powerful (and funniest) gift set ever
- Antistick sports lubricant for balls
- Antisweat deodorant that turns balls into an oasis of freshness
- In a smart tin box ready to bring joy
- Cosmetics proudly made in the Czech Republic
SPOKO POUCH
The male body has one huge weakness. Balls. Life with them is like driving a car with the handbrake on. If we had palms made of the same material as a scrotum, we could climb glass like geckos. And if only those balls didn't sweat so much! A little stress and there's water up to the ankles in the undercarriage. Fortunately we now know how to solve these unpleasantnesses. Antistick for sport, so a man with his pouch can enjoy movement to the full. And also Antisweat, when stressful situations threaten and there's more moisture.
SHOOT IT OUT OF YOUR TROUSERS
Just a man and his balls. We admit that intimate cosmetics is a slightly unconventional matter. It's not a shame, however. Anyone who has a package should also have balls to look after it. It might be tempting to call on a young woman for help with application, but in this case we warn you for safety that looking after the undercarriage can stir up a storm in the upper deck.
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Use:
Antistick – apply before sporting activity. Take an amount proportional to the surface of your pouch and rub it gently in your palms. Then apply evenly to all balls and wipe the remainder from your hands onto your thighs and under the balls to reduce stickiness to an absolute minimum.
Antisweat – belongs on dry and ideally clean balls for maximum absorbency. Apply a thin layer of deodorant to the entire pouch and wait a moment for it to dry. If you've overdone it somewhere, dust off the white spots. Use whenever there's a risk of things getting tough, but also just for safety.
Ballsweater - With your fingers, stretch both parts very carefully. And very, very slowly insert Mr. Big and both royal jewels into the Ballsweater. You're working with the most precious thing you have, so take it easy and don't expect it to go in on the first try – it takes practice. Secure the outfit with the white cord, which you don't need to pull tight, just enough so it doesn't fall off. And finally a bow, because standards must be maintained. Never dry in a tumble dryer unless you're planning to dress a hobbit in the Ballsweater.
Composition:
Gift set Antistick + Antisweat + Ballsweater in tin
The whole magic of Antistick lies in the balanced ratio of vaseline, mineral oil and silicone. Your balls are divinely cared for by extract from Chinese tea tree (matcha), hop extract and ethyl ferulate (an antioxidant used against skin ageing). Antistick is scented with geranium oil, red orange oil and a touch of menthol. We add that for a light kick of freshness that our treasures locked up in trousers all the time need like a goat needs scratching. Although scratching balls they need that too.
Packaging 55 g
Antisweat: is a gentle gel-cream full of silica and starch, which absorb unwanted liquids, sweat and grease. However, moisture is not the only problem with sweaty balls, another is the typical ball aroma. And that's why you'll find in the composition, for example, sage extract and other antimicrobial substances fighting body odours. So you have your ball gear like from a catalogueue right up to retirement, we've added glycerine and extract from Chinese tea tree (matcha) to Antisweat, which is full of vitamins and minerals.
Packaging 75 ml
Ballsweater: 100% acrylic. Distance from the top root to the tail 16 cm, length of the sheath for Mr. Big 11 cm and pouch for balls with a depth of 8 cm
Material and care
Material and care
30-day returns
30-day returns
We offer a 30-day period for returning or exchanging goods if, for any reason, you are not satisfied with your order.
For more information, please see our Return Policy here.
Delivery
Delivery
Orders received by 14:00 are dispatched the same day. Delivery usually takes place on the next business day, depending on the selected shipping method. During busy periods, please allow 1–3 business days for order processing.
Free delivery from €200 / for oversized shipments from €400
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