Angry Beards Poseidon's Kiss Toilet Paper Humidifier 150 ml
Angry Beards Poseidon's Kiss Toilet Paper Humidifier 150 ml
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Estimated delivery: Oct 09 - Oct 13
Specification
Specification
Toilet paper hasn’t changed much since the 19th century – we still use it mostly dry, with results that aren’t always worth writing home about. One pump of Clean-ass Poseidon's Kiss foam turns it into a gently moistened cleaning aid. You then flush the paper as normal, so the pipes stay clear.
- One pump moistens ordinary paper
- Gentle foam, no rinsing
- Panthenol and prebiotics for sensitive skin
- Flush the paper as usual
WHEN YOU DON’T HAVE A BIDET
Few people have a shower by the toilet at home, and washing by hand isn’t for everyone. Wet wipes, on the other hand, love to clog the drain. Clean-ass offers a third way: paper that cleans as if it were wet, yet you can flush it without a guilty conscience.
POSEIDON’S WEAK SPOT
Only one thing can betray Poseidon’s foam – thin, cheap paper. Quality 4-ply paper holds up even as a single sheet; with thinner paper, help yourself by placing two sheets of 2-ply on top of each other. That spares you the unpleasant surprise of the paper tearing mid-action.
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MOIST PAPER ON COMMANDOne pump turns ordinary toilet paper into a gently moistened helper. THOROUGH CLEANSINGA surfactant derived from coconut oil, together with plant saponins, does a clean job even after a number two. COMFORT FOR SENSITIVE SPOTSIn the most sensitive terrain, panthenol soothes the skin, glycerin with a saccharide complex moisturises it and prebiotics support its microflora. NO CLOGGED PIPESYou flush the paper with foam as usual – no wipes in the pipes. |
Usage:
Keep the bottle within arm’s reach of the toilet. Pump once onto the paper (ideally 4-ply, or two sheets of 2-ply), fold it so that the foam spreads, and clean the anus and the surrounding area with the moist side. No rinsing needed – you simply flush the paper along with everything else.
The cleansing is done by a coconut oil surfactant in tandem with plant saponins. Panthenol soothes, glycerin and a saccharide complex hydrate, and prebiotics support the skin’s natural microflora.
Technical specifications
| Parameter | Value |
|---|---|
| Volume | 150 ml |
| Intended for | moistening toilet paper, intimate hygiene |
| Country of origin | Czech Republic |
| Ingredients (INCI) | Aqua, Coco-Glucoside, Glycerin, Alpha-Glucan Oligosaccharide, Saccharide Isomerate, Panthenol, Acacia Concinna Fruit Extract, Balanites Aegyptiaca Fruit Extract, Gypsophila Paniculata Root Extract, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Azadirachta Indica Leaf Extract, Citrus Aurantifolia Fruit Extract, Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Extract, Salvia Officinalis Leaf Extract, Thymus Vulgaris Leaf Extract, Vetiveria Zizanoides Root Ectract, Sodium Citrate, Lactic Acid, Citric Acid, Sorbic Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Parfum, Hexyl Cinnamal, Hydroxycitronellal, Hexamethylindanopyran, Tetramethyl Acetyloctahydronaphthalenes, Linalool. |
| Manufacturer | Angry Beards s.r.o., Lublaňská 267/12, 120 00 Praha 2, Czech Republic |
30-day returns
30-day returns
We offer a 30-day period for returning or exchanging goods if, for any reason, you are not satisfied with your order.
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Delivery
Delivery
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