Angry Beards Universal Cream Jack Saloon 8 ml
Angry Beards Universal Cream Jack Saloon 8 ml
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Specification
Specification
Applying cream is nothing to be ashamed of. Especially if you have palms like a grater and even the toughest guys cry out in pain when you shake their hand. If you're looking for one thing for your skin, this is it. Angry Birds Unicreme is the all-rounder among creams – it sorts out eczema, dry hands or heels. Apply where needed. Whenever. On top of hydration, you're also feeding your skin some quality nutrients, so there's nothing to complain about.
THE ALL-ROUNDER CREAM
What do you do when you come across a rusty bolt? You spray it with all-rounder. And what do you do when your partner cries out when your rough, rasping heels touch them under the duvet? You apply Unicreme to them! Look, nobody here is dreaming of perfectly hydrated skin. But having heels like sandpaper, that's not what we want either. And those nasty cracks that itch like mad, we'd rather not mention them at all. Don't worry, with this cream you won't lose the hard-earned calluses from the gym – it's not a magic wand that turns rough skin into a baby's bottom. But you'll definitely help your skin stay in top form and bring down that roughness a notch or two.
IF YOU WASH, YOU SHOULD MOISTURISE
Soap for skin isn't a complete win. It strips away greasy dirt, but with it takes everything else that even slightly resembles grease – including your skin's protective fat layer. That can remain vulnerable after washing and dry out, basically it suffers like a dog. It's good to restore protection ideally straight after washing, which is exactly what this cream will help you with. In return, your skin will be softer and you won't have eczema all cracked up beyond recognition by your forties.
Want to wash gently so you don't risk dry skin, flaking and itching? Check out the Body & Balls shower gel, beard and stubble shampoo and hair shampoo.
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Use:
Total universal product. Feel free to apply this cream to your face, hands, feet and other parts of your body that need moisturising. Apply an appropriate amount to clean skin and massage in thoroughly.
PRO TIP: Any soaps, shampoos or even cleansers just get on with it and wash. Besides greasy dirt, they also remove your skin's natural fat layer. And you should be regularly restoring it with cream. Most importantly on your hands, which you wash (hopefully) most often.
WARNING: One more thing. Although in your case definitely not a small thing, but a "big deal"! Unicreme doesn't have a label for intimate use, so entrust care of your jewels to a specialist cream – Antisweatu.
Unicreme is a universal cream for men who don't want skin like a grater and eczema all cracked up beyond recognition by their forties. When your young lady asks, tell her that this wonder hydrates, brightens, detoxifies and protects against external factors. And that you're definitely not sharing it with her!
We've packed the cream with vitamins B3 and E, which work as antioxidants, help calm skin and prevent its deterioration. We've backed up protection against external factors with premium CBD. To give skin mega joy, we've added argan oil together with a mix of plant extracts that will kick-start detox and help skin get rid of impurities.
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Composition:
Water, Glycerin, Coco-Caprylate/Caprate, Cetyl Alcohol, Panthenol, Cetearyl Olivate, Isoamyl Laurate, Diethylhexyl Carbonate, Grape Oil, Sorbitan Olivate, Vitamin B3, Italian Straw Extract, Common Daisy Extract, Cetearyl Alcohol, Cetyl Palmitate, Xanthan Gum, Sorbitan Palmitate, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, Vitamin E, Allantoin, Sorbitan Oleate, Sunflower Oil, Betaine, Argan Oil, Cannabidiol, Sodium Hyaluronate, Citric Acid, Hop Extract, Fragrance, Fragrance Components (Coumarin, Linalool, Alpha-Isomethyl Ionone), Ethyl Ferulate, Denatured Ethanol, Sodium Phytate, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Sodium Hydroxide, Potassium Sorbate.
Material and care
Material and care
30-day returns
30-day returns
We offer a 30-day period for returning or exchanging goods if, for any reason, you are not satisfied with your order.
For more information, please see our Return Policy here.
Delivery
Delivery
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